Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler

Have you ever noticed how office supplies look vaguely threatening? Seriously, I just spent 5 minutes with the staple remover thingiemagigger, and it started reminding me of a mean alien insect or something. What if one night all the office supplies somehow came to life and started traipsing through the office corridors, and the next day when the first employee arrived, they surrounded him/her like sharks and started to nibble? And then the next person came in and the same thing happened. How long do you think it would take for office supplies to take over the world? Not long my friend, not long at all.

Of course, that's not to say that I think that they would ALL be evil, that's just silly. I think that rubber bands would probably be kind of daft, not smart enough to plan ahead, just to follow, and post-it notes would probably take on the personality that they were given when written on. The ones that have crazy notes on them or stuff like "I'm sorry, I can't, don't hate me" (haha except that wasn't in an office of course) would become super evil masterminds, and the others would be totally nice and mild-mannered, until of course they were caught unaware by the pens and written on and scribbled on and THEN...then (much like Gremlins) they would be evvvvvillllll!!!!!!!!

Except the one named Gizmo.